You finger yourself??? Disgusting. Those fingers should be turning pages of the holy bible
gotta get em wet before you turn the pages tho
this is going to be the text post that sends me straight to hell isnt it
when you forget capslock is on and google something really aggressively by accident
do not fall in love with people like me.
i will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like blood in your mouth. i will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible. and when i leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people.
Ted finishes the story with “And that is how i met your mother.”
Then Tracy hugs him from behind and moves to kiss his cheek and says, “Im so glad you did.”
Then she gets the kids to help set up the table because the others are coming over.
One by one the other families come in, Marshall Lilly…